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Most Accurate Pollster in America, who correctly predicted every Trump’s victory, just gave a S…

The source passed the filter. No token concept or launch has been recorded.

Original post
Decision detailsScore 177
  • Source passed freshness and engagement gate.
  • Observed 11191 likes, 2565 reposts, 340 replies, 384828 views, with media.
  • Score combines recency, like velocity, reach and capped engagement; it does not predict token returns.

X SOURCE / @bennyjohnson / NOV 2, 19:39 UTC

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fly low 😭😭😭

The source passed the filter. No token concept or launch has been recorded.

Original post
Decision detailsScore 179
  • Source passed freshness and engagement gate.
  • Observed 64985 likes, 3849 reposts, 13 replies, 236528 views, with media.
  • Score combines recency, like velocity, reach and capped engagement; it does not predict token returns.

X SOURCE / @lovingfemmes / NOV 2, 17:11 UTC

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What the hell?? 😭😭 this is obviously not me someone’s doing AI slop with my art again ;___;

The source passed the filter. No token concept or launch has been recorded.

Original post
Decision detailsScore 182
  • Source passed freshness and engagement gate.
  • Observed 8154 likes, 676 reposts, 86 replies, 74002 views, with media.
  • Score combines recency, like velocity, reach and capped engagement; it does not predict token returns.

X SOURCE / @Valbun_ / NOV 2, 18:55 UTC

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this being the same outfit & make up………. she’s been cooking up since summer 😭😭😭

The source passed the filter. No token concept or launch has been recorded.

Original post
Decision detailsScore 183
  • Source passed freshness and engagement gate.
  • Observed 10901 likes, 394 reposts, 23 replies, 128150 views, with media.
  • Score combines recency, like velocity, reach and capped engagement; it does not predict token returns.

X SOURCE / @lacyspov / NOV 2, 17:39 UTC

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My boyfriend’s best friend got way too comfortable in my DMs…😭

The source passed the filter. No token concept or launch has been recorded.

Original post
Decision detailsScore 185
  • Source passed freshness and engagement gate.
  • Observed 7618 likes, 124 reposts, 55 replies, 2275472 views, with media.
  • Score combines recency, like velocity, reach and capped engagement; it does not predict token returns.

X SOURCE / @desi0re / NOV 2, 17:32 UTC

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Oh my god bro LMAAOOOOOO, They want u off playstation mindset so bad they’re practically beggin…

The source passed the filter. No token concept or launch has been recorded.

Original post
Decision detailsScore 186
  • Source passed freshness and engagement gate.
  • Observed 9345 likes, 757 reposts, 147 replies, 250377 views, with media.
  • Score combines recency, like velocity, reach and capped engagement; it does not predict token returns.

X SOURCE / @GamesCage_ / NOV 2, 18:00 UTC

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🚨 JUST IN: FINAL EMERSON OHIO poll SENATE: 🔴 Jon Husted: 48.3% (+2.5) 🔵 Sherrod Brown: 45.8%…

The source passed the filter. No token concept or launch has been recorded.

Original post
Decision detailsScore 189
  • Source passed freshness and engagement gate.
  • Observed 4226 likes, 863 reposts, 173 replies, 109464 views, with media.
  • Score combines recency, like velocity, reach and capped engagement; it does not predict token returns.

X SOURCE / @EricLDaugh / NOV 2, 21:01 UTC

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He deactivated 😭😭😭 ↳ @wstgoat7: @PlaqueBoyMax Shut your corny ass up you ain’t performing sh…

The source passed the filter. No token concept or launch has been recorded.

Original post
Decision detailsScore 191
  • Source passed freshness and engagement gate.
  • Observed 11475 likes, 257 reposts, 170 replies, 290909 views, with media.
  • Score combines recency, like velocity, reach and capped engagement; it does not predict token returns.

X SOURCE / @wstgoat7 / NOV 2, 18:17 UTC

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bro costume police is on fucking DUTY 😭😭😭😭😭😭

The source passed the filter. No token concept or launch has been recorded.

Original post
Decision detailsScore 195
  • Source passed freshness and engagement gate.
  • Observed 10041 likes, 303 reposts, 38 replies, 298388 views, with media.
  • Score combines recency, like velocity, reach and capped engagement; it does not predict token returns.

X SOURCE / @bbambied / NOV 2, 20:30 UTC

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Dr. El-Sayed is a fighter for our American Constitution, he’s a fighter for our American Democr…

The source passed the filter. No token concept or launch has been recorded.

Original post
Decision detailsScore 199
  • Source passed freshness and engagement gate.
  • Observed 48487 likes, 5816 reposts, 16483 replies, 1250078 views, with media.
  • Score combines recency, like velocity, reach and capped engagement; it does not predict token returns.

X SOURCE / @springsteen / NOV 2, 17:45 UTC

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The victims of the Learjet 60 crash in Florida have been identified, according to TMZ: • Texas…

The source passed the filter. No token concept or launch has been recorded.

Original post
Decision detailsScore 351
  • Source passed freshness and engagement gate.
  • Observed 13403 likes, 583 reposts, 356 replies, 1157426 views, with media.
  • Score combines recency, like velocity, reach and capped engagement; it does not predict token returns.

X SOURCE / @FearedBuck / NOV 2, 21:11 UTC

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The slow-motion of Learjet accident in Florida. If you watch it with the audio synced to the pu…

The source passed the filter. No token concept or launch has been recorded.

Original post
Decision detailsScore 113
  • Live source read failed; stored posts from earlier scans were scored instead.
  • Source passed freshness and engagement gate.
  • Observed 885 likes, 80 reposts, 53 replies, 155417 views, with media.
  • Score combines recency, like velocity, reach and capped engagement; it does not predict token returns.

X SOURCE / @ImtiazMadmood / NOV 2, 09:21 UTC